Humorous Movies

Please give the following pictures some funny,humorous captions.?

http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/student2.gif http://static5.echalk.net/www/zses/images/undefined/ClipArt_Reading_Circle-315x254.jpg http://members.graphicsfactory.com/clip-art/image_files/image/3/699453-test201.gif http://www.christina.k12.de.us/maclary/library/welcom4.jpg http://www.freefever.com/freeclipart/clipart/school6.gif http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/UNN/UNN694/u16839875.jpg yes, i know they are a lot of pics and some arent even funny. but please try to think of a caption....no rude or unhelpful answers please.

Public Comments

1. 1. Books help you reach new heights. 2. Why read when you can be read to? 3. F is the bottom so you can't do any worse. The only place left to go is up. 4. One day there will be one more finger on each hand. 5. High chalk boards are reason enough to wear pants. 6. Go ahead and get another question wrong. There is plenty of chalk where that came from.
2. With knowledge, I can be on top of the world! Being sick can be a good thing too, I can listen to Mrs Goody's fantastic stories! Is this a play on my eyes? Or did I really get an 'F'? Our teacher's mouth is opening so wide, our eyes are bulging. Wow I can see her panties! Did she deliberately wear that dress today to do that? I'm a sadistic person I shall admit. I love to see other kids being punished.
3. Before "The Dead Poet Society" http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/student2.gif They thought she was reading a story, but it was just the lunch menu across the street. http://static5.echalk.net/www/zses/images/undefined/ClipArt_Reading_Circle-315x254.jpg Wow, I got a Fantastic http://members.graphicsfactory.com/clip-art/image_files/image/3/699453-test201.gif Cyclops 101: The first rule of depth perception is... http://www.christina.k12.de.us/maclary/library/welcom4.jpg Little Debbie loved her permanent marker http://www.freefever.com/freeclipart/clipart/school6.gif Payback! http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/UNN/UNN694/u16839875.jpg
4. 1)im lost in my studies/i cant bear anymore/books are useful 2)learn from to listen/teacher are next to god 3)wat u study is important and not fail or win/failure is the step to success 4)concetration is the key for perfection 5)Education is enjoyment 6)when one laugh others cry / when one born he cries and others laugh and when he dies he laughs and others cry