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Funny quotes? I want read some funny quotes just for fun, long or short. The funniest gets 10 points.

Funny Quotes? Do you have any funny quotes you can give me?

funny Quotes? I need some funny 8th grade graduation quotes for my yearbook!!!

FuNnY QuOtEs?!!!!!!!? what is your favorite quote/s? or what is your favorite funny quote/s thanks =)

What are some funny quotes or something to put on my bebo page? i desperately need some funny saying or quotes or something to put on my bebo, cos my bebo is sooooooooo boring, i have nothing to write!!! please help!

What are some funny quotes from harry potter that I can put on my screen saver? Im making a screen saver and i need some funny quotes like Harry Potter is better than pie.You would usually see them on youtube if you type in Harry potter icons.

What are some funny quotes for team tennis tshirts? I play tennis for my high school team and we need some ideas for quotes to put on our team shirts. Funny quotes would be most favorable but any would be good just for ideas.

what are some funny birthday sayings or quotes for my 14 year old friend? My friend is turning 14 on the weekend. I want to make a card for her. What are some funny quotes to put in it? or sayings? or even songs? thank you. Oh and i dont want any cheesy crap.

What are some funny advice quotes starting with the word never? I am decorating a camp for girls this summer and our theme is Never Land. We are trying to find funny quotes to put around the camp using the word never. For example... "Never lick the beaters while they are still moving" or "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn" Please post if you have heard any funny ones or if you can come up with some fun ideas!! :)

What is the kitchen theme that has the crazy lady and all the funny quotes? I'm wanting to buy a friend of mine some stuff for her kitchen, but, can't think of what her theme is called. It's a crazy looking lady and everything has funny quotes on it? Please Help!

What are some really cute or funny quotes? I'd like a little of both for example in finding nemo he says fish are friends not food. something like that also you could put cute/funny quotes such as if barbie is so popular why do people have to buy her friends? stuff like that. thanks so much!

What are some funny quotes from the broadway show "Title of Show"? I saw Title of Show a couple days ago and it was hilarious. There's not much on the internet about it, as it has just premiered a few weeks ago. Can anyone who has seen it remember some funny quotes from it? I know there were so many, but I can only remember a few.

What are some funny/cute quotes for my general box on Myspace? I have already written About Me in my About Me box,,, ha. What are some random funny quotes for my general box?

Do you know any funny quotes to engrave on my ipod? Im buying an ipod shuffle with free engraving and free shipping. Can you tell me any funny quotes to put on it? It can only have 28 characters. Thanks!

What are some funny Occupational Therapy quotes? What are funny Occupational Therapy quotes? I would like some funny quotes/statements on what people think Occupational Therapy is or what Occupational Therapist do. Ex. OT's work with helping people feel better after losing their jobs.

Can you think of any funny quotes or phrases for breaking up with someone? I'm writing the first chapter of my story. It starts off with my main character Kim instant messaging her boyfriend Benjamin. Kim is breaking up with Benjamin. I need hilarious break up phrases, quotes, lines, or a dialogue. I want it to be really funny but harsh and mean at the same time because Kim is very cruel, narcissistic, and sarcastic.

Do you know any nice and funny quotes to put on the back of a wheelchair? My grandma had a foot op and so she's in wheelchair. She has a good sense of humour. Any funny wheelchair quotes to cheer her up?

What are some cute, funny friend quotes to put on pictures? Hi, I have some pictures of my friends and I that I want to edit. I need some cute, funny quotes that I can put on my pictures. Thanks for your help :]

I need some help in creating some funny wedding quotes for fortune cookies. Know some good ones? For our wedding reception one of the favors we're putting on each table is custom fortune cookies. I'd like to put funny quotes on each that are wedding or love related. Anyone know some? Much appreciated, thanks!

What are some good (funny) quotes or one liners? I need some good and funny one liners and quotes. Example: "Some people are like slinkys; No purpose, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down stairs." Best one, or if there are a lot posted by someone, wins!

Does anybody know any websites that have funny/cool quotes? I'm just looking for a website that have interesting yet funny quotes. I found one a long time ago and I can't seem to find it again. All I remember is that it had a black background and every quote was a different color. If anybody knows what I'm talking about, may you please send me the link to that website. If not, I would still like links from different sites. Thanks!

Does anyone know funny love or break up quotes? I need funny quotes on love and break up quotes (like love sucks and love is great). Needs to be one liners.

Do you guys have any funny quotes I can use? I need funny quotes for a song I'm currently writing. Can you help me out? I will except quotes from anywhere, anyone, or anything!

What Are Some Funny Quotes From Popular Video Games? i am trying to find a good funny motto for my xbox 360 avatar. i want the quote to be from a popular game lilke halo,gears of war,cod 4 or 5, nazi zombies and so on. remember it has to be under 21 letters long and cant say a bad word. if you can find me a good one i will give you 10 points. thanks.

What are some funny clever sayings or quotes in arabic? Hey guys. I'm dating this palestenian guy and wanna impress him by making him laugh. Are there any clever funny quotes i can tell him in arabic to impress him? and please tell me what it means :) thanks guys

What are some funny quotes from the play "Hamlet"? I need some funny quotes for my essay to show how "Hamlet" is a comedy within a tragedy.

Does anybody have funny quotes to share? I always love to read funny quotes! Do you have any to share that will make me laugh?

what are some really funny quotes that have to do with broken down cars? i have to write a scene for english and i want it to be funny, it has 5 people in a broken down car... any funny quotes i can use

Can anyome tell me some funny quotes from the twilight series? I absolutley love the twilight series and I am looking for some funny quotes from the books, so if anyone knows any please feel free to share. thanks : ).

where can I find funny quotes like these ? i want quotes that are outrageous and funny and include topics and words like sprinkle, glitter, sparkle, gold... like fantasy except more outrageous.

does anyone know any funny quotes about tiger woods? i need some funny quotes about him, and how he's had so many affairs. i've heard the one that relates him to santa, and how santa stops at three ho's does anyone know any others?

what are some cool and funny quotes i could put on my school binders? i want people to laugh at them but i want them to be a cool kind of funny not a witty kind of funny if u no what i mean. i used all my quotes i no on my science binder i need a lot more!! : DD

What are some funny quotes from the movie, "Veggie Tales: Pirates Who Don't Do anything"? I saw it with a ton of my friends today. It was very cute, and it made me chuckle. =) The only quote I remember is the "donkey" one and it is also the only quote online. I think... Anyone remember something funny the characters/veggies said?

What are some funny wrestling quotes/sayings? We are designing the t shirts for our wrestling team this season and we are not sure what to put on it. But we want to put on a funny quotes or saying. So if you know any.... Help me out((: I'll love you forever :DD

Any cute funny quotes to use for facebook? i want to find some cute funny quotes but they still have meaning. Not stupid quotes. any good ones??? Its for my facebook status

What are some good flirty or funny quotes from movies or songs to send as a joke through text? funny, flirty, random, perverted, any good quotes from songs or movies ! anythingg! thanks (:

what are some funny quotes from i love you man? i can't wait to see this movie because it looks hilarious! what are some funny quotes from the movie?

What Are Some Funny Quotes From The Movie "Bride Wars"? I saw the movie today and i just wanted to remember all of these funny quotes!? Thanks!

What are funny quotes against the Pittsburg Penguins NHL team? i am going to the detroit vs. pittsburg nhl stanley cup game and want to make a sign with a funny saying making fun of the peguins but cant think of any sayings. what are some?

What are some really funny movie quotes? I need some of the funniest/memorable movie quotes of all time for our long ass car rides! Please, Anything, from anchorman to Funny People, just the best. :D

what are some funny quotes/names to write on a tombstone for Halloween? I am making some cardboard tombstones as props for my halloween party, and need some cool names or quotes to write on them. For example "Hugh G Rection" - Loving husband and office sleaze bag. That sort of thing. I am really struggling for ideas!

What are some funny birthday quotes for a 13 year old? My female friend is turning 13 and in her card I wanna say something funny that will make her laugh. Any quotes???

What are some really funny quotes? Some funny quotes that you would see on bumper stickers, on AIM icons. Funny quotes or sayings? This is a easy best answer! Please and thank you!

What are your favorite quotes that are either very useful or funny? I have a few that are useful " To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world" "A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." " Dont let fear keep you from playing the game" "A true friend see's the hurt in your eyes when evreyone else if fooled by your smile" "Accomplishments and love have no color" " Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them." ------------------------------------------------------------- Here are some funny quotes i like "a quick nickel is better than a slow dime" i'm a total gansterr ;; i've got a squirt gun in one hand&candy cigerettes in the other ------------------------------------------------------------- And here are is my favorite quote by my favorite artist... read more below If we really are saying rap is an art form, then we got to be true to it and be more responsible for our lyrics. If you see everybody dying because of what you saying, it don't matter that you didn't make them die, it just matters that you didn't save them." ~ Tupac Shakur So my question is, What are your favorite quotes that are either very useful or funny?

Where can I buy those products with old fashioned women on them and funny quotes? I have seem them in lots of places and have a pill case that says something like "what if its not pms and this is how I really am?" They have all kinds or quotes and come in different products but they always have women on them from like the 50s or 60s. Anyone know what I am even talking about?

what are some funny quotes about writing? I like these ones: Poetry is the stuff in books that doesn't quite reach the margins :D The only difference between poetry and graffiti is the word 'fuck' :D Please share any others that you find funny!

What are some funny quotes by Dwight D. Eisenhower? I am needing funny quotes by Dwight D. Eisenhower. If possible could you reference the quotes to where you heard or got them from?

has anyone got any funny facebook status quotes or jokes? im sick of putting that im bored or in work etc, so if anyone has any funny quotes i would be grateful! thank you

does anyone have some cool funny quotes that when you look in the mirror you can actually read them? any funny quotes, like this one?: A 992 I Toibi biquT2 TA pnilim2 9M i tought this was pretty funny, but does anyone know any other funny ones? your help is appreciated=] btw, you probably have to print this out to be able to read it.

What are some funny quotes AGAINST the NJ Devils? I am going to a game, Penguins vs. Devils in April, and I want to make a sign. What would be some funny quotes/sayings to put on the poster?! Oh. and i want to put something having to do with Miroslav Satan, b/c, like, satan...devils. lol but it doesn't have to be satan. it can be anything

Can anyone tell me funny quotes on JUICE? Please telll me some funny quotes or messages related to JUICE.

What are some really funny quotes or sayings? Such as funny things that bumper stickers say. Or funny insults.

What are some great short funny quotes? Can somebody give me a few short funny quotes and a website or tow?

Do you know any funny quotes about yearbook staff members? I need quotes like, you know you're addicted to yearbook, when... And the like. PLEASE!

The longest profile on fanfiction, with quotes and funny things? Okay my mom is allowing me to write sayings on my wall downstairs in my room. I'm looking for some good ones and there are always excellent profiles on fanfiction that have funny sayings, quotes or just random stuff in them. If you know of a good profile with lots of sayings please post the link! I need more quotes for my wall! Thank you.

what are some funny 5 worded quotes for a 8th grade yearbook about friends? i need some funny quotes about friends and boyfriends for an eight grade yearbook.the quote goes under your pic and the limit is 5 words.plz help!!

Any Funny Quotes You People Know From Larry the Cable Guy? he only says git-r-done what other funny shit to put on facebook Quotes

What are some super funny quotes you've heard? Anyone know any super funny quotes that almost had you ROFLing?

Any funny sayings or short funny quotes for a habbo motto? Im tired of my motto and need something funny and original. must be short and meaningfull For Habbo motto Uhm sorry but no dirty ones please.

Does anyone know a website with funny quotes? I'm looking for some funny quotes, does anyone know any good websites? And please, no corney ones! Thanks.

What are some really funny aim quotes? I can find anything to put as my aim status..i want to do a funny quote..something like "friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it but only you feel its warmth" or "BREAKING NEWS:energizerr Bunnyy arrested n charged for battery" or "me n the gummy bears are gonnaa take over the world but shh its a secret" IM really crazy so and i want something that describes me but anything will do! thank u so much!

where can i find some funny roomate quotes? im using picnik to create a picture of my roomate and I, and i want to put a funny/cute quote on there. Any ideas?

Funny birthday quotes for 11 yr old girls? So i was typing in "funny birthday quotes for kids" on google , but nothing i liked came up.So then i searched up " funny birthday quotes". But it came up with stuff about not worrying about becoming old and i cant say that to her cuz shes only 11. So can someone give me some funny quotes for a 11 yr old girl that don't include something to kiddish , but not something for old pplz! Plus, anyone have any funny card ideas?

Free 10 points! Does anyone know any good, funny quotes for a senior quote? If anyone knows a good funny quote I can use for my senior quote please answer. 10 points to whoever gives best quote!

What are some funny quotes by Luna from the 6th Harry Potter book? I'm making a shirt for the midnight showing and I'm having problems thinking of a quote to put on it : ) Luna is my favorite lol answers ASAP please!

Does anybody have any intriguing or funny quotes or poems? I like quotes and the person with the best answer(s) will be awarded 10 points. Thanx! Bunches of flowers to ya! =D

Anyone remember some of greg real world hollywoods funny quotes? Anyone remember any of gregs funny comments such as him calling someone a peasant:) or on how he was gods gift to earthxD

What are some witty or funny quotes for senior shirts? It's for when juniors rush and we have cute shirts with sayings on them that end with class of 2010. An example of an okay one last year was "it's our time to shine in '09"

What are some funny cartoon network quotes? I wanna know what quotes you guys think are funny from cartoon network because I'm curious. This covers TDI, 6teen, Chowder, Flapjack, Camp Lazlo, Billy and Mandy, and any other cartoon network sgows you can think of!

ok, calling all twilight fanatics! can you give me any awesome funny quotes? so, i want them to be original, and they can be from any of the four books, or the movies, or you can even find a picture and add a funny caption to it if it refers to twilight. thx, and try to have them be funny quotes! :P

What is a funny quotes or saying about Jelly Beans? please help my paper is due tomorrow and I can t think of anything. The only thing that I found online is the one from I think Ronald Reagan and it was " you can tell a lot by a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans" which I don't think that it is funny or cute. I have to write an article for my journalism Class and I have to have the lead be funny or cute so it will catch the readers attention!

Can you give me cute and funny quotes to put on my aim buddy info? i think my buddy info is too boring now plzzzz answer i need answers NOW!! my buddy info is 2 dull! thank you 2 all who answered 4 mee!

Do you know any GOOD jokes or funny quotes about climate change, global warming, etc? I'm not saying I find it funny so don't shoot me down, but I just can't find any decent hmour on teh subject. And I need some good lines for a speech I have to make. And so please, if you know any could you tell me them, and if you know any good links to pages with that content, could you also please say so? Thank you in advance for your sensible answers!

what are some funny quotes and sayings? i need some about love and friendships plus hilarious i love funny things especially anime and quotes.

What are some funny quotes you can think of? I just feel like doing this seeing schools is one day away from being over away for me..... My quote is.... drum roll plz.... "Everyone is unique.... just like everybody else"!!! lol whats yours?

Funny quotes to describe people as being over the top? A football team who are really over the top, i need a good line to say how sad they are!

What are some funny quotes by Taylor Lautner? Can someone please give me some funny quotes by Taylor Lautner

funny cirque du freak quotes? I need some funny quotes from any of the 12 cirque du freak books. thanks!

Anybody know any really funny quotes? What are the funniest quotes you've ever heard? For no particular reason, just wondering?

What are some funny quotes along the line 2015? kinda like were all awesome and rock n' roll, we're the class you wanna know,we all have the best lives,were the class of 15

what are some funny quotes from actual people? i want some funny quotes and i want the person who said the quotes best one gets 10 points (if i am on)

Funny clean quotes and jokes that I havent heard that I can put on my binder? I want some that will make people think for a second, or that are really funny, but not the jokes that everyone has heard. Or just little sayings that are funny or whatever. If there is any about skiing that would be great.

What are some funny quotes to put on a t-shirt? I just got some transfer paper to make t-shirts. WHat are some funny quotes to put on the t-shirt?

Any really cute sayings or funny quotes? Does anyone know any really cute or funny sayings or quotes? I want some for my myspace.

Can you tell me any funny quotes that you know? If you can, say where did you get it from. I am ready to laugh my as@ off.

what are some funny quotes,sayings and riddles? i want to know some funny quotes and stuff just so i can make my friends laugh...i used to be the funniest kid in my school but not anymore so i need to come up with some stuff...it can be dirty or nasty...anything that is funny.