Funny Friend Quotes Knowledge Base
what are some funny best friend quotes? what are some funny best friend quotes? kind of like this one...you know she is your best friend when she wakes you up in the middle of the night and says move over you whore!
I want funny friend quotes to cheer someone up? I have a friend who is just minorly (is that a word?) upset about something and I just want to send her a text to cheer her up. Does anyone have anything funny for me? Thanx ;) I dont actually know whats wrong! She wont tell me :( But I am giving her space and just want to send a funny text...
Some funny friend quotes? Do you know any good quotes about friendship that are funny or just any funny/ cute quote? If you provide a website with some that would be great! Thanks
What are some funny friend quotes? Friend quotes that's true, but makes you laugh. :D My favorite one is: "Friends are like the piss in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth" Gottaluvmusic - That made me laugh xDD Lizzy Gucci - Haha, I know right? Thanks for the answers so far n .n
funny friend quotes? can anyone give me some funny friend qoutes like :You know, if we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bitches. not the joey and chanel ones. please &thanks. =]
What are some funny, or cute friend quotes? Like any that come to mind or even lines from a movie. you dont have to put many but if you have a really good one thats what im looking for! thanks! (these are to put on pictures)
funny best friend quotes? okay, does anybody know any best friend quotes that are like really funny? im trying to edit a picture of me and my friends lmfao.
Funny Best friend picnik quotes? Good picnik best friend quotes for pictures of me and my Best friends. Cute. Funny. Like bad sorta haha example: Our friend ship is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only we can feel it. Example: Were each others biggest fan. Example:Were Double trouble Example: The jokers i sit my cup up on her booty like a coaster.. Get it??? Can you help please? Thanks
best friend quotes? Funny please!? Like, " a friend will bail you outa jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you saying " dang that way fun"." or Were tighter then a fat guy in spandex
any funny friends quotes? im making a christmas card for a friend and i wanted to put a funny quote about friends in the front, just something to make her laugh. please post any that you guys know. thanks!
What are some great Best Friend Quotes? I need some quotes on friendship. They are for a best friend who means a lot to me. I want a few heartwarming ones, but I would really like some funny, and celeberty quotes on friends.
funny quotes of my friend? these sentences r all quoting my friend (not saying her name). i think they're all awsome and she wanted to hear what other ppl thought of these sentences. I laugh and you laugh with me. I cry and you laugh at me. stupidity isnt a crime...its just a way of life Listen to that....do you hear it? That is called silence Smile at the world, and the world smiles with you. Have a laughing fit, and the world just thinks you're weird. we're lucky god has the world in his hands because if it were anyone else, they would have dropped us. I dont like normal people. Everyone has a brain. Most people just dont know how to use it people say life is short, but its one of the longest dang things you'll ever do when life gives you lemons, make sure to say "thank you" to life before you eat the lemons, because that's the polite thing to do if you smile at the world and it doesnt smile back, keep smiling untill it does freedom is a privilage -to be continued if pie - pi = e, and e=mc2, what is mc2? you either live your life, or you die trying. why is everyone so smart? My friend said, "it isnt the end of the world", I said, "yeah, you're right. I think its somewhere in antarctica" i have a right to be stupid. murder always comes out of some kind of love. I wonder if stupidity is inherited... No laughter, no life. My only intelligence is that I know how to use my stupidity. We hate because we love. Intelligence lasts untill u get old and forget. Stupidity lasts forever. Intelligence is limited, stupidity is not. unlike some ppl, im not prejudice. i hate you all equally. Never question life. follow ur heart, not ur mind. ur minds smarter but ur heart knows better. eat. sleep. poop.
Does anybody know any funny quotes involving best friends and drinking? I need a quote to go along with a picture i have of me and my best friend dancing together. Does anybody know of any funny quotes i can write next to the picture? need a quote to go along with a picture i have of me and my best friend dancing together. We are def. crazy girls and like to have fun. Does anybody know of any funny quotes i can write next to the picture?
best friend quotes ? i need some good funny friend ship quotes like this: "My friends, crowd around me as i cry in pain, my best friend says, i told you it was stupid idea bitch! thanks
Best friend quotes ? ? i need some good funny friend ship quotes like this: "My friends, crowd around me as i cry in pain, my best friend says, i told you it was stupid idea B.i.t.c.h! thanks
Funny Friends TV show quotes...? For Christmas, I got the complete box set of all 10 Friends seasons, so I just felt like making a poll like this. So, write down funny quote you have heard on Friends. It can be said by anyone from any season. Best answer goes to the funniest one! (Most thumbs up) If you think someone's is funny, give them a thumbs up, if you think it's not so funny, give them a thumb's down. Have fun!
Any crazy friend quotes?! Please answer! (:? Heyy!! So one of my good friends was piggy backing me around the mall and my other friend took a picture. Its a crazy picture and I need funny crazy friend quotes please thanks!!! :P
how does this funny friend ship quote go?...? " A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend helps you up but pushes youback down and laughs" I know that, that quote is wrong and there's some quote that goes lieke that i'm just not sure how it goes. Does any one know?
What are some really cute or funny quotes? I'd like a little of both for example in finding nemo he says fish are friends not food. something like that also you could put cute/funny quotes such as if barbie is so popular why do people have to buy her friends? stuff like that. thanks so much!
What are your favorite quotes that are either very useful or funny? I have a few that are useful " To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world" "A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." " Dont let fear keep you from playing the game" "A true friend see's the hurt in your eyes when evreyone else if fooled by your smile" "Accomplishments and love have no color" " Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them." ------------------------------------------------------------- Here are some funny quotes i like "a quick nickel is better than a slow dime" i'm a total gansterr ;; i've got a squirt gun in one hand&candy cigerettes in the other ------------------------------------------------------------- And here are is my favorite quote by my favorite artist... read more below If we really are saying rap is an art form, then we got to be true to it and be more responsible for our lyrics. If you see everybody dying because of what you saying, it don't matter that you didn't make them die, it just matters that you didn't save them." ~ Tupac Shakur So my question is, What are your favorite quotes that are either very useful or funny?
what are some funny friend quotes? i'm editing a picture for my friend and i want to put something funny and cute on it like "god made us friends cause he couldn't handle us as sisters." but that one is overused.
friend quotes? I want some funny quotes, cute quotes and just some really nice quotes! thanks :)
Amazing, inspirational, funny, interesting quotes? Hi I am making a quote book, so I need some help. I need quotes about: Love Happiness War Family Friends Quotes that are: Amazing Inspiring Funny/Clever/Witty Interesting And quotes that make you think. They can be from books, movies, TV shows, songs, people, whatever!!! Please include who said it I.E. However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results –Winston Churchill Thank you :)
I need funny "i tried to be friends with you, but that didn't work" quotes? I have a new girlfriend. But my exs keeps spreading lies about me and her because she don't like my new girlfriend. I tried to be friends with my ex but it didn't work. I tried talking to her about it but she denies doing it. It's obvious that shes doing it. Are there any quotes funny quotes that I can keep in my mind when I see her?
what are some funny quotes,sayings and riddles? i want to know some funny quotes and stuff just so i can make my friends laugh...i used to be the funniest kid in my school but not anymore so i need to come up with some stuff...it can be dirty or nasty...anything that is funny.
Funny quote that my friend sent me? "If life gives you the Jonas brothers, throw them back and demand for lemons!" ~friend. Do you think it is funny? Or do u think it was dumb, and didn't even give you a chuckle, or a smile? 18 answers and one star? star please.
funny quotes on girls friends..? coz 1 of ma frnd needs 2 get written on his bike.....i said it was lame....well doesn't listen 2 me.....if any1 knw..plzz.....tell me .it shuld burn the girls who look at d quote on the bike...n feel like tearing up the bike...they shuld totally get their ass burnt....tht kinda quotes .............n of course it shuld be bit short.....
Motivational & funny quotes/sayings for Xmas present? I am making a Christmas present for my best friend. I am filling a journal with different motivational quotes/sayings and some funny ones too. I will also be putting in some memories(in journal form and/or photos) that we have shared. (We are freshmen in college) So basically what I'm asking for is anything that will make her smile. Motivational items, funny things....anything.
Need Funny dancing quotes, to write on a shirt...? so my history teacher made a bet with his friend that my guy friend can dance better than this kid in the other teachers class.....and they're haveing a battle, and me and my best friend are making shirts to support our friend. and we need a funny quote, not to be mean or anything, my friend is white, and REALLY funny, and he cant dace for his life.....lol...so can u please help me, make sure they are funny, i cant think of any.
Funny FriendShipp Quotes? Does Ne1 Have Friendship Quotes Dat R Funny Like "Friends Ar Like Comdoms Der There Wen Things Get Hard ? x"
funny best friend quotes? ones like this "A friend bails you out of jail... A best friend sits next to you in the cell and says, 'damn, that was awesome!'"or different
Friend Quote or saying HELPPPP !? I want a simple but kinda funny friend quote like not one that is really popular that everyone has im editing a picture and i want a good quote for it .. or like a saying like now a lamy down to sleep with the bottle between my feet and if i die before i wake make sure to tell my friends i drank it straight thankks
I need some funny friendship quotes or jokes? I want to make a little book for my friend for her birthday with some funny quotes because i meant to buy her one but i couldn't find a suitable one for her! any "your mum" jokes welcome!!
friend quotes 10 pts best answer!!? i need some good quotes about friends... i dont want corny ones.. i want the funny ones like a friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will be sitting next to you.. also it would be awesome if they were from a song but they dont have to be! THANKS!!!
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