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Funny birthday quotes for 11 yr old girls? So i was typing in "funny birthday quotes for kids" on google , but nothing i liked came up.So then i searched up " funny birthday quotes". But it came up with stuff about not worrying about becoming old and i cant say that to her cuz shes only 11. So can someone give me some funny quotes for a 11 yr old girl that don't include something to kiddish , but not something for old pplz! Plus, anyone have any funny card ideas?

tell me some funny birthday quotes for my 23yr old best friend? my friend is an alcoholic..plzz tell me some funny birthday quotes on alcohol?

What are some funny birthday quotes for a 13 year old? My female friend is turning 13 and in her card I wanna say something funny that will make her laugh. Any quotes???

what are some funny birthday sayings or quotes for my 14 year old friend? My friend is turning 14 on the weekend. I want to make a card for her. What are some funny quotes to put in it? or sayings? or even songs? thank you. Oh and i dont want any cheesy crap.

Funny birthday quotes for my mom who is turning 40? My mom is turning 40 on the 31st of this month and I I'm going to make her card. I just need a funny turning 40 quote to go with it. Any suggestions?

funny birthday quotes or sayings or songs? I need some funny quotes, songs or sayings for my friend that is turning 14 on the weekend. Nothing cheesy please. :)

Anyone have any funny birthday quotes or 30th birthday quotes? My husband is turning 30 and I want to put some witty quote on a kan koozie for guests, any suggestions?

What are some funny birthday quotes I can send to my friend?

What are some funny/mean birthday quotes for a girl that is 15? I wanna no. My friend is about to turn 15 so i wanna say something mean/funny. Thanks

What are some funny birthday card quotes? Its for a friend of my parents who's in his late 40's i just need something kinda quirky but still G rated. and not too cliche Thanks!

Funny birthday quotes needed!!? My brother is turning 19, and im making him a birthday card and i want to put a funny quote in it. Anything about drinking, being my brother (im a girl) or just anything funny will be so much help! i need one really bad!!! thanks:)

what Funny Birthday Quotes i can put on it my cake? my husband's 39th birthday is next week and i am getting him a sexy excotic cake. what funny but yet sexy quote can i put on it to match? thanks for the help

Funny 13th birthday quotes anyone? My Bestest Friend is having a birthday in February. I need something funny to put on the inside of the card. I will pick the answers who have the following: 1. Creative and funny quotes 2. Were original 3. Made me laugh 4. For a 13th B-day. Not 5 years old. thanks much!!!!!

I need some funny birthday thankyou quotes? it's my birthday today and i want to reply back to all my facebook buddies with a funny birthday thankyou

funny birthday quotes? what is something funny to put in a 40th birthday card?

18th birthday funny poem/quotes? I'm making my best friend a card for her 18th birthday next week. I want to write a funny poem or quote inside, any ideas ?:) xxx

Anyone know any birthday quotes or funny sayings for someone turning 39? Best answer gets 10 points. Please and thank you! It's for TURNING 39, not 40. And it has to be funny! Try and make the joke include age 39 in it.

A 60th birthday for a guy. Any good funny quotes I can use for posters? Making posters with a few pictures but want to add some funny text to it. Any suggestions?

any funny 21st birthday quotes/sayings? help pleasee :)

FUNNY BIRTHDAY QUOTE FOR MY BESTTT FRIEND..? My best friend is 17, and i need some reeeeeaaally hilarious birthday quotes to write them on her card.. Any ideas??

Funny Birthday quote? I need to make up a really funny but cute quote for the birthday card. My male friend is going to be 22 soon. Can you help?

Do you know any funny birthday qoute for a friend? I have a friend who is turning 15 and i need to find a funny qoute for my homemade b-daay card im making for her. Do u know a good funny quotes or links? THANKS

does anyone know any funny b-day quotes? its my grandma & brother's b-day today, my brother is turning 16, & my grandma 66 any FUNNY birthday quotes?

Can anyone suggest any 40th birthday quotes for a cousin? Particularly funny quotes that can explain a foolish picture of him that I'm going to put on a t-shirt. Maybe something that is simple that can compare our age difference 14 and 40.

what are some funny 50th birthday sayings/quotes?

i want something funny to get written on my best friends 14th birthday cake, not just happy birthday.? me and my best friend want to get a cake made for our other best friend who is having her 14th birthday very soon, we are going to surprise her with this cake when we take her out, she is a hilarious person and so we wanted something to write on her cake that would be funny, not just "happy birthday." any funny quotes or sayings or anything related would help, thanks!

cute birthday card quotes for a 13 year old? My friend is turning 13...Im making her card, and i want a funny quote to go in it. Any ideas?

need FUNNY: 50th birthday ideas: parking sign quotes and NO "over the hill" jokes. thanks!!? it needs to be FUNNY!! please! and nothing derogatory! needed tonight!! (oct.14.08)

Any funny quotes for a sleeping deer hunter on a camo cake? Young 40 year old birthday party!?

birthday quotes or sayings? i have a friends birthday coming up soon and she is a girl, but it also needs to be funny! any birthday quotes or saying you have would be nice, but please make sure there FUNNY! Thanks! i have a friends birthday coming up soon and she is a girl turning 13, but it also needs to be funny! any birthday quotes or saying you have would be nice, but please make sure there FUNNY! Thanks!

i want some good quotes for my friend's birthday....? ok.. my best friend is having her 20th birthday this week.. so plz can u suggest me some funny 20th birthday quotes/messages to write on the birthday card....

Funny, but appropriate quotes about bowling/sushi? I need funny quotes for my Grandpa's birthday tomorrow. The quotes have to be about bowling or sushi, which he likes. I also can't have any inappropriate stuff. Please answer and tell me who the quotes are by. Thank you in advance! ;*}

What is a funny 40 year olds birthday card quote? This is for my lovely neighbor that takes me too school every morning and she is the COOLEST PERSON EVER. :) So I need something to make her laugh her head off on her birthday that will top her humor!

funny birthday card ideas? I need something funny to put into my friends birthday card. He is turning 17, we like stupid jokes, and all the birthday quotes that I have found are all really stupid and for 30 year old women. I need something funny. Any ideas?

what is something funny to say in my buddy's 21st birthday card? My friends turning 21 soon. I looked around for funny quotes on the web, none were that great. Maybe you guys have something?

What are some suprise birthday quotes for a guy turning 50??? help!!!? im having a party at a reseraunt and i need some funny quotes for a guy not to cutsey or anything and no over the hill crap(:

Birthday quotes for a card? I need a funny quote or line to put in my boyfriends birthday card, he is 20 2mra and i need a little joke or something to put in his card about his age lol! Also anyone have any ideas for a romantic sentence I can put in at the bottom instead of i love you or lots of love etc etc. thanks

I need some funny friendship quotes or jokes? I want to make a little book for my friend for her birthday with some funny quotes because i meant to buy her one but i couldn't find a suitable one for her! any "your mum" jokes welcome!!

Does anyone have a good funny quote? I'm thinking what i should put on my ipod touch for my birthday? Like a really funny one that everytime you look at it you laugh and it never gets old. I wanna good one cuz i cant replace it.

Some nice, fun quotes for 18th birthday cards? Two of my very good friends (one female, one male), are turning 18, and i love to write fun things in my birthday cards, makes them more enjoyable to read! Does anyone have any funny quotes or poems i can put in them? Thanks alot =]

I need some quotes or sayings for a 21 year old birthday t-shirt? I'm throwing this surpirse party for my boyfriend, casino themed and all... all i need is a funny quote or a nice picture for a stencil... any ideas are so welcomed!

Funny Birthday Gifts, Funny Gift, Funny Gift Ideas? Can anybody help me to find online Funny Quotes Sayings, Funny Slogan T Shirts Store place?

Funny horsey things to put in a birthday card? Its my friends birthday this afternoon and I was wondering what to put in her birthday card... shes 14 and loves horses (like me). Any funny/horse related quotes?

birthday quotes please? its my brother and sisters birthday i need some quotes. some funny ones would be best. others are helpful 2.

Putting Together A 50th Birthday Scrapbook - Quotes or Sayings? A photo scrapbook is being put together for a 50 year old woman. She comes from a large Catholic Italian/Irish family. (She's near the oldest of 9 kids.) And she has 3 grown children of her own and one grandson. Most of the pics are just of her, but more can be added. As there's still time to change it up, her daughter is looking for nice or funny quotes or sayings for the book. (The birthday girl has a great sense of humor.) The daughter has come to me for advice/input, but I've got very limited time to assist. Any help would be appreciated!

what is a good 20th birthday quote? so my brothers 20th birthday is tomorrow, and i am making him a card, but cant think of anything to say. can u give me a funny 20th birthday quote thats apporpriate?? also maybe like a cartoon strip? thanks!

A funny sensible quote I can put on my friends birthday card? Just wondering because i've edited a picture of us all and I want to write something funny help please? X Many thanks

What is a funny "quote" I could post on my moms facebook wall to wish her a happy birthday? Shes turning 44. Anything funny, but still kinda nice?

teen birthday quotes? my friend is turning and i need a funny quote 2 finish his b-day card. any good ones?

Funny and Clever ways to say Happy Birthday.? Well...I want to find some funny,clever quotes to wish someone on his/her birthday, I'm so bored with just saying "Happy Birthday" he he :))

Looking for funny birthday card Verse/phrase/quote for my mom? One was: Mom, a modern, intelligent woman like yourself doesn't need to lie about her age... ...she just needs to change the subject fast! Have a great birthday! But idk if that would be too insulting...or what idk can u think of any?

birthday quotes for a seventeen year old? you see, this coming week is my captain's 17th birthday, and i want to make her a Cd, of compilation of memories. I also want to put quotes in it, but i'm having a hard time looking for some. so please please help me... Quotes, could be about love, funny humors and inspirational, as long as it is appropriate. remember she's only turning 17.. thanks a lot!!

some happy birthday quotes and poems? it's for my friend.his birthday is in winter if that helps. let it be kinda funny and nice!

I need a funny birthday saying for a teenage girl? One of my friends just turned 15. I was looking for a funny/sarcastic way to say happy birthday. She is extremely short, so a quote like that would be great. But i'll accept any ideas

Know any good Quotes or Funny Sayings about Life? A friend's birthday is next week and we bought him one of those big birthday cards that we all are filling up with quotes, funny sayings or proverbs about life. We came up with almost 20 ones but there still a lot of free space. Know any good ones? Thanks

<><><> 30th birthday advise, Joke or quote???? - FUNNY : ) <><><>? Anyone have a qoute, joke, or advise for someone who is turning 30??

birthday quotes? pls. give me sum humorous birthday quotes fr a teen...short nd funny...a line or 2 only..... thnx

birthday quotes/sayings? what are some really good birthday quotes/sayings? or.. for 18 year olds.. funny ones? maybe some bout her being "legal" now?

I need a funny 13th birthday saying.? I'm gonna turn 13th, and I wanted to put a quote in the invitations, but I can't find a good, funny, quote!

What is something funny to say in my buddy's 21st birthday card? Today is his 21st birthday and I can't find any good quotes to put inside the card. There's gotta be something good out there?

What are some quotes you find hilarious? ? I need some new, good, funny quotes. You know, Birthday cards, e-mails, just some good ones. Thanks!

funny 21st birthday sayings? nothing inspirational just funny sayings quotes and jokes thanks

Humourous (but loving) birthday quote needed urgently!!!? It's my boyfriend's birthday in one hour 24 mins....does anyone know any funny, but loving birthdays quotes???

funny birthday quotes? I need cute & funny funny birthday sayings or phrases for birthday cards

I need funny quotes or jokes for my aunts surprise 60th birthday...I need ideas!! Please help.? so i have 'you're not sixty, ur 18 with 42 yrs experience' at my age, 'getting a little action' means i dont need to take a laxative... some stuff along those lines...i'm posting these on like 8 tables in teh middle of the table cards...

I need a funny and short quote to put on my mom's 50th birthday cake.. any ideas? Something light and funny, nothing too raunchy or rude.. I'm having a hard time~! Thanks for any help.

JONAS BROTHERS FANS ONLY! funny jonas quotes??? im making a "happy birthday nick jonas" tshirt for his bday and i wanna put some of his funny quotes on it. have any??? preferably nick's quotes? and joe quotes r fine too...<33 ...i dnt rele care about kevin tho...

Humourous (but loving ) birthday quote needed urgently!!!? It's my boyfriend's birthday in one hour 24 mins....does anyone know any funny, but loving birthdays quotes?? He's going to be 38...

21st birthday Quotes? Hey all Its my sisters 21st birthday and im doing her a slideshow for the party and I wanted a really sweet/nice beautiful quote for the end about your 21st birthday but im having no luck. I would reeeeaaaalllly appreciate it if you know any if you could take the time to answer this. Thank you! xx Ps- I dont want a funny one, I want a nice one :)

funny sayings for 21st birthday? I'm making a birthday card for my sister and I need a funny phrase or quote to put on it.. any suggestions? nothing sexual please lol

Finish this with a funny phrase: "Your birthday is God's way of saying..."? Need something clever and funny to complete the quote :-)

funny and weird quotes about love?? I'm making a present for my boyfriend's birthday.. and I need quotes to use.. I don't want to use really cheezy love quotes, you know? I used this quote from Juno: ""The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."" That's the kind of humor I'm looking for. I also used this quote. "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them in mutual weirdness and call it love." Does anyone have any other ideas? I want something really funny and different. Something from a movie works too.

really funny joke/quote/saying needed for my uncles birthday card? My uncle is 56 and we want to include something to make him laugh in his card, he is very cool, worked for years and years in the music business in Hollywood, so as you can imagine quite liberal thinking, doesn't mind drugs/swearing/etc and has a story about every thing and every one, you know the sort!

how to wish a happy birthday? my bstfrnd is a guy nd im a girl..he is miles apart from me.nd we joke alot with each other.v r in diff continents now nd i want to wish him a happy birthday online in such a manner dat he laughs nd enjoys his wishes...its gonna b his 16th...nd i want some funny poems/ quotes/ birthday jokes to rite on facebook nd also anything else i can mail him...all suggestions are welcome though! i meant u all dat tell some intresting quotes or jokes on birthday. he is in another continent.how do i sing him a birthday? so i need any personalised stuff online. for a birthday

Plzz i need a funny and sweet quote for my friend's birthday?? it's a female 23 years old

BEST birthday quotes ever!!? they can be funny, inspirational, christian, any!! my baby sis turning 21 and I wanna text her something that she will remember!!!!!! Thank you

DO you know any funny quotes? like.... If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?" can a stupid person, be a smart ass? If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition If you make every game a life-and-death thing, you're going to have problems. You'll be dead a lot If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score what do you know , any reli gd ones>?

my dad turns 40 on fathers day i need a funny poem..quotes...? he is not trial bikes he hangs from ropes as his job and he is a grampa to my two girls?anybody got any good saying..jokes...quotes for his card which im combing as a fthers day and birthday card?

I need a quote for a 50th birthday party. It needs to be short, simple, and funny. Thanks!? It needs to be 1 sentence. It would help if it was funny.

Saying Happy Birthday? Any funny quotes that say happy birthday. or lyrics from songs saying happy birthday (besides happy birthday to you) A more fun way to say Happy 19th Birthday! than Happy 19th Birthday a family friend. we're not that close but I want to be

Age quotes - funny or not? I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon…smart too late. Live your life and forget your age. Age considers; youth ventures. Age is an ugly thing, and it goes on getting worse. Few people know how to be old. Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old. The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. To me old age is 15 years older than I am. At my age flowers scare me. When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. You know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle. A man’s only as old as the woman he feels. You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

Wedding Quotes - funny or not? “To the newlyweds: May “for better or worse” be far better than worse.” It don’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home! The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her. “If it weren’t for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.” In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar — a practice which is still continued. To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up. If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours. A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride’s side and groom’s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar… So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear….”

any one know some funny friendship quotes? its my friend's birthday and i am making her card i want to find her a really funny friendship quote to put on there can you please help me!! thanks