Humorous Movies

Does anybody know any movies or clips that have to do with something humorous about nuclear power?

Where do I go to find sound clips? I want to know where I can download humorous sound clips from south park, donald duck bj, and other funny sound clips. A site without popups splooging all over my computer would be nice.

Does anyone else find it humorous that Biden is taken seriously? I see these news clips of Biden getting a briefing. He looks so serious and involved when you know that behind the eyes there's nothing but a muppet show going on in his head. If it were not for the fact that this Brittney Spears with hair plugs was only a bullet away from being President I'd be laughing out loud.

Video-Editing Program for budding college student and humorous video enthusiast? What is a video editing software for a PC that can: 1. Run clips backwards 2. Change sound tones 3. Change clip speeds at different rates on the same clip Windows Movie Maker can't do any of that, including the updated version. I've tried Roxio, as well, but discovered that it fails at its simulated life. I do NOT need anything over the top like Premiere, but is that the only one for a PC that can do all that?

Can you suggest Hollywood movies with references/situations pertaining to project managers/management? I am creating a presentation related to project management, and I would like to enliven it with movie clips (humorous or otherwise) relating to project managers/project management.

Video-Editing PC Software for budding college student and humorous video enthusiast? What is a video editing software for a PC that can: 1. Run clips backwards 2. Change sound tones 3. Change clip speeds at different rates on the same clip Windows Movie Maker can't do any of that, including the updated version. I've tried Roxio, as well, but discovered that it fails at its simulated life. I do NOT need anything over the top like Premiere, but is that the only one for a PC that can do all that?

This is for a movie collage: Idea for a funny movie clip that shows a race restarting? Creating a compilation of movie clips highlighting humorous events that transpired over a multi-year project with colleagues. This project started in 2006, was delayed, then restarted in 2009 until completion. It would be great to locate a short funny movie clip that has a race restarting to include in this compilation. Any ideas? I was thinking Old School may have a scene but could not locate the exact times.

This is for a movie collage: Idea for a funny movie clip parodying a corporate team slaving away for hours? Creating a compilation of movie clips highlighting humorous events that transpired over a multi-year project with colleagues. We worked day and night for weeks/months to cross the finish line, slaving away to get all the necessary documents finished. It would be great to locate a short funny movie clip that captures this image. I've seen movies where a guy is lashing rowers on a vessel...something along those lines. Hyperbole is welcome.

What are some humorous ideas on killing cartoons? See, I'm making a movie clip, and I need some good ideas!

Can anyone tell me any episodes/clips of "The Office" that have examples of "humor in the workplace"? I'm doing a paper on humor in the workplace and need a couple of episodes from the office that best represent people being humorous or trying to be. Can anyone lead me in the right direction?

What site can I find humorous video clip (Urban Cowboy) where guy jump on backs of passersby and rides them?

Know of any media clips/pic.s showing Gender Communication Differences? I have to do a project on communication. Id like to start off the presentation with a movie, tv show, or picture thats maybe humorous but true. Do you know of any scenes or clips where you see a couple have a "miscommunication" or lack of?? much appreciate!!

Can anyone recommend a funny/inspiring and suitable Robin Williams movie that? touches on death, and the human grieving process. It will be used to teach a classroom of ninth graders. I prefer a clip that is humorous.

video clip of a fishmonger stealing fish from a bear at stream? a decade or more ago, there was a humorous clip depicting a guy stealing fish from a bear that was flipping fish out of a stream. When the bear noticed the thief, he confronted the guy with martial arts capability (might I assume it was a person dressed in a bear costume?). the audio mentioned that the fishmonger provided the freshest fish to his clients. Any pointers as to where I might find the clip?

Good instrumental music for funny movie clips...? I'm making a movie of some funny scenes of Spock (Star Trek), and I need some good, humorous instrumental music for in the background. It can't be too lively, but it can't be too soft. Yeah, I'm starting to think it's impossible to find any, but hopefully you guys have some ideas? I will be indebted to you forever :P

Humor/Comedy/Funny/? Does anyone have any ideas about a humourous script. The idea of the script is a newsreporter ask -energy flow in global system (biomes)- to people. Then goes to the studio shows the humorous clips and explains -energy flow in global system (biomes)- . Imagine a 6am new(weather report) + Evening News ( interviews)

What marathon was it when the leader got lost near the finish line about 6-7 years ago in Africa? As he approached the finish line, he got lost in a small town and couldn't find the the way back to route. He finished, but suddenly the runners behind him csme from the other side of the finish line; it was very humorous but i can't find a video of it online. I saw the clip years ago, it happened around 2004 or some year close, anyone please help me find the name of the race and/or an article online about it

which song is the song with in the end of the videoclip a rabbit which destroys the world with old school tnt? I once saw a kind of techno-like song on television with a very humorous videoclip. at the end of the clip, a rabbit destroys the world with a on old school pump-like TNT. any idea which song this is?

Response to new religious Seth Comedy clip? Creator of Family and American Dad, Seth MacFarlane creates humorous weekly clips called Seth Comedy. What do you think of his take on Religion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-tJKP1bWFw

Looking for wedding scenes in movies.? I'm going to make a video montage of wedding scenes for my own wedding. It fits my fiance and I perfectly. We'll play it while people are seated waiting for the ceremony to start. I'm looking for some classic movies as well as modern. A few I've already thought of: Princess Bride Robin Hood: Men in Tights Napoleon Dynamite Wayne's World 2 "Brideless Groom"--Three Stooges episode I'd prefer humorous clips, but anything will help. I would love some older movies too!! Thanks!!

I was watching The Daily Show this evening, and Jon Stewart showed various clips of Bush appointees saying.... That they "serve at the pleasure of the president?" Anybody have any thoughts, serious or humorous, on what this exactly means? The latest victim to fall back on this line is Alberto Gonzales. Others have included Rummy, McClellan, etc. That's interesing, both of them have resigned....hmmmm.... ALL great answers!!! Keep 'em coming!! :-) Excellent answers! I received the very thought out, serious answers and then the very funny! Thanks for all of them. It'll be hard to choose a best answer. I think I should let y'all do it! What do you say?

Movie clips with wedding scenes? I'm looking for humorous scenes from movies involving weddings. I want to make a compliation video for my own wedding. Something to play while people are waiting for the ceremony to begin. It fits me and my fiance perfectly. I've already got the marriage scene from Princess Bride. And there is a Three Stooges short with Shemp trying to get married, it's very funny. What are some other memorable, funny wedding scenes in movies? Preferably clean ones without inappropriate dialogue. This will be shown in the church. Thanks in advance.

Do you know any amusing audio clips from the Apollo missions? I've been making videos debunking hoax claims on my Astrobrant2 Youtube channel, but for a change of pace, I thought it would be fun to put together a montage of funny scenes. I was looking primarily for funny audio but video or even still photography would be nice, too. I already have the singing and la de da skipping videos. But I like more subtle stuff, too, like when Charlie Duke hollered, "Look at the size of that ROCK!" Well, I'm easy to entertain. So if you can give me any references, I'd appreciate it. I also have where Capcom tells one of the astronauts who is trying to brush dust off of a rock, "Blow on it." And the one between Cernan and Schmitt, (I think) where they are erecting the flag and one asks about the vibration of the pole. The other said he has never put up a flag on the moon before, and the first one exclaimed, "Whaaat??!!" Stuff like that. Hey, they don't even have to be humorous. They can just be cool, like Dave Scott saying, "Looks like Mr. Galileo was correct." Or even just down-to-earth human, like moments of frustration, such as John Young being despondent over breaking the heat flow experiment. A couple other I've come across recently. I think it was Duke or Young who said, "I'll leave it nice for the next guy." And somebody said something about laying around all night talking. You may know some sentimental clips, too. I might use them. I appreciate the answers people have given. There are some I never heard about. Of course, that's why I posted this. I expect I will post it again sometime and see if I can get any new answers.

I am looking for a video clip, but I can't think of the title or the man who is in it any ideas? Its is a humorous, patriotic song mildly adult in nature. A man sitting on stage singing a humorous song. He pretty much is singing if you love my country you would show your breasts. A family member of mine has been to Iraq twice and I thought he may enjoy a lighter side. Also, if any one has any other patriotic humor that may ease their stress that I can send to them I would love to hear or see some more. For or against the war I want to thank those who support our soldier's bravery.

Does anyone remember a TV series from the late 50s titled "Time Out For Sports"? It included short clips from various sports events which highlighted exciting game finishes and unusual/humorous sports happenings? Two that I recall vividly are a bench clearing basketball brawl which involved Bob Cousy of the Boston Celtics and the triple overtime victory of North Carolina over Wilt Chamberlain-led Kansas. I'd love to get a DVD copy of some of the shows but have been unable to find anything online. Thanks!

In the "Cronkite Remembers" episode 3 whats the clip of a guy breaking a piano from? It's in black & white, a humorous sketch, the guy is trying to playing a piano and breaks it

how would the world be different now if Columbus hadn't "discovered" america? i was watching this humorous clip on the youtube ( check it out if you understand Spanish ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1PazfPj8NQ and it made me think... although obviously if America hadn't been "discovered" when it was, Europeans would have found it anyway by now, but what if Europeans had not set up civilization in America as soon as they did? how would the world be different? what do you think? yes britney everyone knows that there wree people living here, and in taht sense it was not discovered as new found land. but for europeans it was their discovery. much the same as if i discovered a store at the mall i didnt know was there. its not like i invented it, and other people knew, but for me it was a discovery.

Please give the following pictures some funny,humorous captions.? http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/student2.gif http://static5.echalk.net/www/zses/images/undefined/ClipArt_Reading_Circle-315x254.jpg http://members.graphicsfactory.com/clip-art/image_files/image/3/699453-test201.gif http://www.christina.k12.de.us/maclary/library/welcom4.jpg http://www.freefever.com/freeclipart/clipart/school6.gif http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/UNN/UNN694/u16839875.jpg yes, i know they are a lot of pics and some arent even funny. but please try to think of a caption....no rude or unhelpful answers please.

What's this piece of piano music called? Please take a look at this short humorous video clip and see if you can identify the music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKbstkEXGxg Thanks!

Dont you think Mikey should win BBUK for sheer entertainment value..? Just 'youtube' him and you'll find loads of humorous(some admittedly disgusting) clips of him...there's no one in there who's provided more entertainment. Mikey to win BBUK9!! Gina G.. is Mario as handsome in real life..? Where exactly did you see him? No TDs from me guys...

Where can I find this hillarious clip of the Tonight Show with Conan? It was on 2 or 3 weeks ago. Conan was under disguise as an older guy meeting interviewer, and he sat down with older people and showed wild clips of his show of him jumping around like he does, and then asked them how they liked it. Their response was very negative and humorous. They had no idea it was him talking to them. Where can I find a clip of this? http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com//video/clips/focus-group-pt-1-060909/1122506/ http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com//video/clips/focus-group-pt-2-060909/1122561/ HILLARIOUS

I need to determine what is the proper Animation Software for a certain kind of video. Help? Well, I want to make a funny YouTube video that's similar to this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZqOEfzdBTI They basically did the same thing I want to do. They took a show and cut funny audio clips out, pasting them together in a humorous way. They also made animations (such as the thrown dagger) that I'd like to work with. The only thing is I don't know what kind of software I should use for a project like this. Well, if you can answer this, thanks. If not, thanks for looking. Peace. :D Oh. By the way, it'd be a MAJOR plus if it was free software.

Does anybody remember Stephen Merchant's 1st TV appearance? There used to be a late night ITV show in the 90s featuring two quite funny blokes in which viewers could send in humorous tapes of themselves to be analysed by a panel. I'm sure Merchant & his mates featured in one of the clips sent in and the Morrissey type panellist bloke used great prescience in declaring that Merchant had good potential and could probably make something of himself! Does anybody remember the name of the programme?

Sweeny todd question? Ok so, i was looking on youtube for songs from Tim Burton's film "Sweeny Todd" for the songs from the movie but i was only able too find songs 1-9 in other word when he gets there till after the contest with the other barber. If someone could give me some links with the actual movie clips it would be much appreciated. Oh and if you wish to criticize me at least make it humorous.

Happy tree Friends- I don't get it.? I just watched a bunch of Happy Tree Friends clips on Youtube. Out of the 20 or so I watched, maybe 5 seconds of one of it was funny. I just don't get it. I am not bashing it, but can someone explain what is humorous about it. I am not saying I'm offended or want it off the air or anything (b/c of the gore and blood and stuff)..I just don't get it.

What's this film called...? Heya This is gonna sound odd but I remember a film where every now and then there was a v short, animated clip (kind of in the style of pencil-drawings) of someone/something getting struck by lightning in a certain way. I think there was also a voiceover, a man with a south american accent? might be wrong about that though. There were about seven of these clips in total, put in at seemingly random points in the film. They were quite sweet and humorous, but I can't remember anything about the film there were in! xD Anyone know it? Thanks for your help : )

Do you think my English video project is appropriate? Near the end specially, it's due next week and i tried to make it somewhat humorous. The project was made after we read 'The things they carried" a Vietnam book. "The video does not have to include anything within the book" We have to show -Bravery -Effects of War -Truth Using different movie clips that don't HAVE to be army/Vietnam related, but it would be the most obvious/easiest to use. But I used some other things to show the 3 topics along with army/vietnam clips. -Video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJGoaY7Xvg8 My teacher is very nice and not really serious. This is also a 11th grade English class Also yes were showing the class

How come Mr.Bush was re-elected? I have thought about it many times, but I still don't get it. Weren't 4 years enough to prove Mr.President's inability to take responsility for this country? Also, Mr.Kerry was a quite good intelligent man enough to show his superiority to Mr.Bush. Seriously, what factor do you think enabled President Bush to have another 4 years? War? (By the way, oneday I watched a clip 'Tribute to Reagan' in YouTube that had his humorous-in an intelligent way, not a sob one such as reading APEC as OPEC- but quite smart speeches. And as I overlapped the current President's misbehaviors, I was so shocked how those two men were in the same status, the President of the United States. Well, at least, I get to live in the years of a historical period of the United States:Term of the Worst President Ever!)

Would you like to recieve this as a gift? Keep in mind, I'm buying for a thirteen-year-old girl. (: A large makeup bag with: A pink lipgloss, a nude colored lipgloss, a tinted lipbalm, 2 clear lipglosses, and a few lip balms. A black eyeliner. 2 mini perfumes + a perfume pen. 2 packages of bath beads. A body lotion. 4 strands of beads + a pretty necklace A deoderant set [big+travel sized; matching scents] A mini bottle of hair spray + shower gel Then wrapped seperately a big eyeshadow book with 40+ eyeshadows and two mascaras and a humorous book with a personal note in the front. A few shirts rolled up and placed on top. A journal and a few new pens, pencils, and erasers. A large bottle of body spray. A new wallet. Then finally one of those photo clips with a few coupons inside for: A girls night in A shopping trip with honest opinions Endless advice One day of whatever SHE wants to do A movie with her/my friends Oh yes and candy and gum. I might also throw in a few headbands. We're really close. She comes to me for advice for anything, and I share alot of my stories with her. Also she brags about me to her little friends... and we're practically sisters. I'm really fussy with the order because it's going to be in a "stocking" {a tote I'm giving her around noon on Christmas} so that way the better gifts are on top, or things fit better. She actually asked me for the mascara and saw my eyeshadow pallette and said she wanted one, too. After I bought her one. :P Our parents are close [mothers=sisters] and she's allowed to wear makeup as long as it isn't really noticable. Calagon body sprays are ♥. I'd probably buy her the Cotton Candy one and a white chocolate perfume from Claire's before she steals mine.

Anyone know a movie/TV clip showing someone receiving a "positive" job evaluation; if negative at least funny Working on a project for work on re-designing our performance evaluation tool and inserting some comedy by showing a movie clip as a lead in to the subject would be great. It would be best if it was a positive evaluation but if not at least humorous.

my mom is working on her pricipal's license...? she needs a motivional video clip to use in a presentation ...does anybody have any recommendations. it can be humorous too...

Isn't it shameful how creationist try to appeal to kids with humor? I saw a clip in Jesus Camp of a kid watching a creationist show where a guy was holding some green slime and chuckling whilst saying "Do you really think we came from _this_?" And recently I saw a clip of Ken Ham giving a talk in front of an audience of children where he showed some humorous pictures of banobos in makeup on a screen and asked "Did your grand[father/mother] look like this?" to which the audience laughed. Both of these examples show creationists using underhand tactics to appeal to kids in attempt to get them on their "side". Is it not shameful that these people need to sink this low to get support? Note: I'm not saying that people shouldn't teach their kids about creationism. Seriously, feel free. I'm just saying that ridiculing science is not the way to go. If you're going to teach your kid about creationism then teach them about creationism, not how flawed you think evolution is. Wrecker & Red Knight: No, I don't think there's any shame in teaching evolution theory as it is purely based on evidence. You can choose to deny it all you like but claiming that lying to kids and teaching science based on facts are the same thing is idiotic. It's no wonder people like Ham are still allowed to hold seminars with people like yourselves running the place... Jack: Did you just choose to ignore the fact that "evolutionists" teach the theory because it's based on evidence, not faith, or did that slip your mind?

Do you know this website? There's a website out there where [I think] two people take/receive photos and put little quotes or excerpts on them that look like they've been put on there with clipped paper. It's very moving, and some are very humorous. The quotes and what not are something similar to what one would find on Post Secret. Anyway, if anyone has any idea on this, it would help alot. :]

Help finding the black adder? In speech this year, a friend of mine did a humorous interpretation. It was about the black adder. He was having a visit from his aunt and uncle white adder(i believe), and a drinking party/competition at the same night. I want to find a script for it or clip or something!

I can't find clip art? I am making a card for my grandma to send her sister in Florida. It's supposed to be a humorous card. My grandma wants an old woman with a bikini facing forwards and possibly one looking at the back. I have searched but I can't find anything.

Am I a bad person for finding this funny? It's a youtube video that sums up the Lion King movie in a 5 second clip (the link to which I'll post below). I watched it and thought it was hilarious. I showed it to three friends on skype and they thought it was evil and not funny what-so-ever because of it's mockery of a sad scene from the movie. Here's the url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4OCxQhPm58 My questions are: (1)Is this even remotely funny? (2)Is it okay to mock material such as death or pain (as this clip surely does) for a comical effect? and (3)Am I a cruel person for finding it humorous? No, I don't think death is funny, but it's the irony of it that sometimes makes it funny. A clip just showing the father falling off the cliff would be funny at all to any sane person, but the addition of the scene before sets up the irony which allows it to be funny. That's just my opinion, however. *would NOT be funny* sorry

How To Develop A Career In Animation? My brother is very creative. He thinks in a very humorous manner. He draws sketches of cartoon character and his own characters in a very funny way, and explains them in such a way that makes others laugh.(The cartoons he draws aren`t so detailed though) He thinks he can do good in animation. I strongly feel that he is not able to portay his imagination, that he wants to do with animation. He tries to use Macromedia flash , fireworks etc. to make some animation but finds himself crippled at using the software. (He made a VERY [it was a 4-5 frame clip] crude clip of a whale jumping in and out of ocean) / I want to know how to give him the right direction so as to exploit his creativity. Making professional quality animation requires too much of work. I just want that he becomes able enough to give his imagination some solid existence. What will that require? / Will that need a well and structured training? Are courses available for 12 years olds? Where are they available in India? What are the most efficient training centers available in India, those that are devoted for the cause? All other guidelines are heartly and thankfully welcome.

Men In Black (1997) Post Credits Animation: Information Available? There was a post credits animation at the end of Men In Black (1997) that was an interesting & humorous take on the source of all creation. The images were concrete at first and then increasingly more abstract as we are shown the undefinable beings responsible for all in existence, kicking around the universe in some kind of game, I think. Fun & very witty. Short in duration - may have been around 30 seconds long. Is there any way to see a clip of this or do I have to buy the film (or rent it again)? Could not find it on YouTube. ***And who made this animation? Is info about them/the company available?*** Thanks!

Would you let your child watch this? "The Adventures of Mark Twain"(1985) is a G-rated claymation movie about the adventures of Mark Twain and some of his literary characters. It is a generally upbeat and humorous movie, up until one scene when Satan appears, and the movie takes a very dark turn. In context of the movie, it is especially creepy (5 min clip, it's worth it!) http://video.google.com/videosearch?um=1&hl=en&q=The+Adventures+of+Mark+Twain+clay&ndsp=18&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv&oi=property_suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-revision&cd=1#q=The%20Adventures%20of%20Mark%20Twain%20&hl=en&sitesearch=video.google.com I'm sorry, Kiss the fr!k!n Prince *****. You are the one who looks "dumb" (as you so eloquently put it)

President George W. Bush regarding Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD)? C-SPAN has the full footage available. Here is, in context, video footage of the event, and this clip is ***not*** taken out-of-context. I have read the transcript -- in context. http://www.safeshare.tv/v/nKX6luiMINQ A slide showed Mr Bush in the Oval office, leaning to look under a piece of furniture. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be here somewhere," he told the audience. Another slide showed him peering into another part of the office, "Nope, no weapons over there," he said, laughing. "Maybe under here," he said, as a third slide was shown. Here is my question... If WMD were so incredibly grave an issue, and even if WMD were found... and even if WMD were found all over the entire country of Iraq... and even if WMD were there, and always were there... .... then why did President George W. Bush make humorous jokes regarding WMD? In other words, even if there were WMD all over the place.... would even ***that*** have justified President Bush's own jokes about WMD? In my opinion, President Bush's humor about WMD was absolutely uncomprehensible. What's your take? And if tomorrow morning, President Obama were to tell jokes about WMD, what would people be saying?

How To Develop A Career In Animation? My brother is very creative. He thinks in a very humorous manner. He draws sketches of cartoon character and his own characters in a very funny way, and explains them in such a way that makes others laugh.(The cartoons he draws aren't so detailed though) He thinks he can do good in animation. I strongly feel that he is not able to portray his imagination, that he wants to do with animation. He tries to use Macromedia flash , fireworks etc. to make some animation but finds himself crippled at using the software. (He made a VERY [it was a 4-5 frame clip] crude clip of a whale jumping in and out of ocean) / I want to know how to give him the right direction so as to exploit his creativity. Making professional quality animation requires too much of work. I just want that he becomes able enough to give his imagination some solid existence. What will that require? / Will that need a well and structured training? Are courses available for 12 years olds? Where are they available in India? What are the most efficient training centers available in India, those that are devoted for the cause? All other guidelines are heartly and thankfully welcome.

I'm in desperate need of help on my English presentation tomorrow!? Hi there, tomorrow during my last period class have to do a 5 min. presentation with one visual (from the computer) about abortion. I'm really really nervous because I know this is a touchy subject and I have a fear of public speaking. My stance is pro-choice (under specific circumstances), I need advice for a visual that will entertain the class (I was thinking a clip from Juno, but that movie isn't exactly pro-choice). I don't Powerpoint by the way. I know there isn't exactly a way to make a presentation on abortion "humorous" but I want to lighten the mood. Also, any tips on how to keep it calm while presenting? Please help! And please don't argue your stance here, that's not what I'm here for. You have your beliefs and I have mine. So please save any of your arguements for protests or debates! Thank you! :]

Does a world devoid of men really appeal to significant number of women...? I was made aware of this clip from BBC, courtesy of a fellow community member, which was terribly uncomfortable to watch. I couldn't figure out if this was intended to be humorous or it this was a commentary on how expendable men are felt to be under the influence of modern Feminism. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VA3aW2tjQ8 I'm not surprised when modern Feminists express these sorts of ideas, but how many women, in general, would like to see a world without men? The thought of a world without women is simply a surreal concept to me, not worthy of a thought, but do women out there really wish to see a world where men are absent or relegated solely to non-influential positions as some sort of reprisal?

I'm having an anxiety attack! Can ANYONE please help me with my English presentation!? I'm freaking out, please help me. I know it's just a project but it's the topic that's getting me so worked up. Tomorrow during my last period class have to do a 5 min. presentation with one visual (from the computer) about abortion. I'm really really nervous because I know this is a touchy subject and I have a fear of public speaking. My stance is pro-choice (under specific circumstances), I need advice for a visual that will entertain the class (I was thinking a clip from Juno, but that movie isn't exactly pro-choice). I don't Powerpoint by the way. I know there isn't exactly a way to make a presentation on abortion "humorous" but I want to lighten the mood. Also, any tips on how to keep it calm while presenting? Please help! Thanks! And please DON'T ARGUE YOU STANCE HERE OR POST ANYTHING REGARDING YOUR STANCE UNLESS IT WILL HELP ME WITH MY PROJECT, that's not what I'm here for. You have your beliefs and I have mine. So please save any of your arguments for protests or debates! I tired of people posting their pro-life websites, geez!

Do you like this first clip of my novel? Okay. Please read this before continuing onto the site. First of all! THIS DOES NOT TAKE PLACE ON EARTH. Last time I checked, small was not six foot two, we did not wear rubber pants and short robes (by the way, for less confusion, they are NOT Harry Potter robes. They are kimono-like robes). The gravity here is 7/10 of our gravity on Earth, they have tails (form follows function - they need it for balancing) they are tall, their skin reacts different to sunlight than ours, they can survive in WAY higher heats (their sun is much closer to their planet, which is called Humorous), and it is like a desert there, landscape-wise. Oh, yes, and I appreciated constructive criticism. I'm only twelve, and looking for ways to improve! Also, please don't look at other things that I have posted. Most of them are unedited and I do not want people I do not know seeing those yet. http://alana-loves-bffs.deviantart.com/art/Snippet-of-New-Book-120820332

Looking for wedding scenes in movies.? I'm going to make a video montage of wedding scenes for my own wedding. It fits my fiance and I perfectly. We'll play it while people are seated waiting for the ceremony to start. I'm looking for some classic movies as well as modern. A few I've already thought of: Princess Bride Robin Hood: Men in Tights Napoleon Dynamite Wayne's World 2 "Brideless Groom"--Three Stooges episode I'd prefer humorous clips, but anything will help. I would love some older movies too!! Thanks!!