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Where can I find free funny video clips about safety on the internet?

where can i download to my pc funny video clips... free!? i have a 1 gig memory chip in my nokia 3250, and nothing to put on it, i can transfer from any format into 3g and mpg4 and other formats, please can you suggest anywhere i may find funny stuff, including ringtones, clips, audio and even pictures. all free by the way i hate those sites that say free and they aren't!!

where can I get free cell phone funny video clips? either to download or sent to my cell phone?

where we download free funny video clip?

what is a free sight you can go to to down load funny video clips and put them to a usb? free and no superscribe required

Where can I download free funny videos...? Is there a website or program where I can download free funny video clips, to a normal video file like AVI or WMV? I would be really grateful if you can give me a website/program that does this! Thanks :)

download free video clip? Which website can I download funny video clip like youtube for free?

how to download funny video clips from funtoosh.com? any free software to download video clips from funtoosh.com?

Where can I find sites, I can easily download free music & video clips? also sites include funny clips ....

any sites on-line where i can watch free video clip of cool stuff? extream video, funny video, alot of free video.

anyone know of a site for downloading free, high quality video clips? I'm looking for a website that offers high quality, family friendly clips video clips. Cool sports plays, funny dancing, things that would make school aged kids ooh, ahh and laugh. Serious and appropriate answers only please. Thanks so much!

where can iget funny video clips for my phone? which are free and will work with a samsung e900? thanks

What is the best website to download video clips or trailers? I want to find a website where I can download funny movie clips or tv show trailers for free. I don't want to watch videos online! I want to download them so I can play them on my zune.

Looking 4 a free internet software that will allow me 2 peoples head shots and add 2 a funny animation clips.? I want to cut out the faces of some people that i have an add it to a funny dance video. I only have the pictures, no videos but i've seen people do it before.

Where can I download FREE movie clips, tv shows or commercial, for YouTube? I want to use them editing my vlog I recently started a vlog and I would like to do some fun stuff when editing. Where can I download fun stuff to use in my videos. Like funny movie clips, or tv show clips, music videos or commercials. Dont worry Im not trying to sell or bootleg these films just wanna have some fun with editing.

DOes anyone know a website where i can download FREE MP4 videos? im looking for full movies, funny video clips, and sports games any help?

What is the best software to use to make a montage of video clips? I want to make a montage of some of my favorite funny scenes from various films. What would be the best software that allows me to cut scenes from movies and then combine them into one video clip? This would be only for my personal use and it would be great if the software was free as well! Thanks! Oh sorry, I forgot to add that! I'm using Windows 7 Ultimate.

Where I can get free DX generation (WWE) video? Where can i download DX generation video for free and it's not the short length video clip like in youtube. I want the long length one like discovery or a match or the moment when they make something funny or anything that longer than 10 minutes. I think they are the best wrestlers.

A safe kid video featuring Mario -free/online? I saw a video clip of Mario and Luigi and it was funny (until the grand theft auto theme came in). My 6 year old was so happy watching it but ended up crying! I should have watched the entire thing first! Is there any cute/funny video of them riding around in their car without finding them getting shot? thanks.

Heres some funny pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLICK ME.. YOU KNOW U WANT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? http://www.ideaphotos.com/Video-Clips-Slide-Shows/Funny-Cat-Green-Avacado.jpg http://lovecards.com/images/cards/funny/free/funny_animals_139.jpg http://www.sfondideldesktop.com/Images-Nature/Animals/Animal-Funny/Animal-Funny-0004/Animal-Funny-0004.jpg http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1097652587.jpg (google)

Is there a way to remove tags on movie clips? I really like to watch funny videos online and occasionally if I find one that I really love I save it to my computer and email it around. My question is this, is there a way to remove the tags websites keep putting in the corners of videos? I know they are putting them there to keep people from "stealing" them (considering the videos are free I don't see how it would be considered stealing), however often the tags block out portions of the video. Is there software available that can remove these tags out of the lower corners allowing for just the video to be visible? Thanks for any help!

How do I get this video from my phone to my PC?!? Well, a while ago, my friends and I made this really funny video on my phone and I kept it. Later, my memory was getting full so I started sending the videos/pictures and stuff to my email address through Multimedia Messaging so I could have them on my PC. Then I deleted the stuff I sent from my phone to free up space. However, this video is too large to send via MMS. My phone is a Sony Ericsson Z525 loaded with Cingular. My phone doesn't have a USB hookup, but I neeed to get this video to my computer because I have to wipe my phone's memory and I don't want to lose this clip. So: is there any other way to transfer a video from my cell to my PC even though it's too large for MMS? Btw...I CAN'T EMAIL IT TO MYSELF, like I usually do. That's the whole reason why I'm asking this question...!

Any info on FREE 3GP downloads for my mobile (cell) phone? Does anyone out there know of any GOOD sites where I can download free 3GP movie clips for my phone? I'm looking for funny videos and animations mostly, but anything at all would be good. I'm looking for the kind of site that lets you download onto your computer, then transfer to your phone. Any ideas?

I am in the process of creating an animal lovers blog with timely and informative information for the other? animal lovers out there. I love animals of all kinds and I want to share that lover with others. I have for the past six months collecting information about the health and well being of cats, dogs, horse all kinds of animals. House breaking methods for dogs, feline ailments and cures etc. The thought hit me video people love video. I have been searching online for free animal related videos that I could download and post on my blog. I haven't had good luck what I find is either funny animal clips, which is cool I will post a few of those on my blog as well or videos I can purchase and download. I really don't have the money to pay for each clip or short movie I would want to use. I am doing this out of passion not for a profit. I tried searching under free animal video clip and like terms. Can someone help I am not good at searching online. Does anyone know sites that I could download video clips dealing with animal issues, training, health, how to leave alone.... of the correct search terms to use is it open source video clips, public domain I don't know how to as the question on the search engines to get the results I desire. Could someone please help?

where to find free movie downloads in MP4? I want to download full movies for my psp it takes mp4 videos. Does anyone no where i can download Free full movies, sporting events and funny clips? other than limewire

Is this Youtube video funny or mean? Me and a friend broke into our fat korean friend when he was taking a shower and caught it on film (No Nudity) the clip is 26 seconds long, if you can feel free to leave a comment telling us what you think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWcp9JxC9I4 keep in mind he has done the same to us before.

Is this video funny or mean? Me and a friend broke into our fat korean friend when he was taking a shower and caught it on film (No Nudity) the clip is 26 seconds long, if you can feel free to leave a comment telling us what you think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWcp9JxC9I4 keep in mind he has done the same to us before.

Video editing free download... Like movie makeer? Okay... So i have youtube videos.. I dont know if they're funny. I dont care. Im just a bored person with no life. Lol... Anyways. I need an editing software. Free and downloadable... Becuase id like to edit my videos and put sound effects with them and cut from clip to clip. I tried to use movie maker but i couldnt because YouTube wont let me upload the ones that i edited with Movie Maker... So I need help finding something to edit them with... HELP!!

When I say Eric Cartmen what is the first song that pops into mind? im makinng a youtube video (called eric cartmens shining moments so check it out later) and i need a song to play in the background and i cant think of ones. also do you know of any good free online programs that is easy to make a video. im currently using onetruemedia and im not very impressed. its to hard to add video clips. and what are some good funny cartmen moments? Help.

recording video from websites and audio together? hi yall im just wondering if any of you peeps no which is the best audio and video streaming recorder to download for free as ive tryed google but them programes aint working for me .. maybe you could put me onto a good programme ? =) basically all i need this for is to record some funny clips from like youtube live leak ect.. and post them onto my website so i can show my friends ..just general things like that really lol thanks :)

Have you seen the Jon Stewart video on gay marriage? Have you seen the Jon Stewart (The Daily Show) video on gay marriage? It is so funny! I laughed so much! Oh Jon Stewart rocks. As a bi girl I can say he is so cute, if he was free I would kiss him. I found it on the Human Rights Campaign web-site about taking action. http://www.hrcactioncenter.org/actioncenter/home.html On the day that the U.S. Senate voted against the Federal Marriage Amendment, Jon Stewart of Comedy Central's The Daily Show interviewed right-wing pundit William J. Bennett. If you didn't see the show watch the clip of Jon Stewart's funny and relentless interview during which he countered every ridiculous and discriminatory argument against marriage between same-sex couples that Bennett tried to make. http://www.hrcactioncenter.org/campaign/ty_jonstewart If you go to Comedy Central's video clips and type in "Jon Stewart" or "gay marriage" then it will come up and you can watch the video. So go watch it and tell me what you think. Did it make you laugh too?

(for regular youtube users) how do i get clips from youtube to make my own youtube video? i want to make a video like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt6pxPKHrqY with lots of clips put together i want to put the clips onto windows movie maker to make my own video a bit like the one above (but nothing to do with jonas brothers funny moments) anyways i tried zillatube and got a nast virus so please tell me how did this person make this video (step by step instructions please as im not that great at these kindda things) and prefrably a programme thats free and doesnt have a virus! many thanx xxxx

gif images please!! 10points? i need some websites to find good free gif images and clips. Preferably they would be like video clips of funny things or cool things. Instead of drawings that sparkle and such. Please don't say Google because most of those websites are pay only. HELP!

does anyone know some interesting websites? i dont want no game websites or video, picture, funny clips or anything like that, i want a website that well keep you busy, using your imagination to create something or a free downloading website etc...plsss

How do you separate audio and video on Window's Movie Maker? I'm trying to make an "Avatar: the Last Airbender" parody to put on YouTube, but I can't figure out how to separate the audio files from video. I've got the audio I want (lol. It's from South Park, and a bunch of other funny things I thought would be okay for it) I JUST want the video clips. And not screenshots. Without downloads too, and for FREE. I know how to use just the audio, but how can I separate it using just the video??? I wanna put some audio I've already got from a few different things along with the video I want....... Please help? . . . Yeah. lol. It probably sounds really picky too huh. Actually I just wanna know about when you download the video (afterwards) if you can separate the video from audio. Can you?

Where can i download Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs for free? i want to make youtube music videos and funny vids stuff like that with the movie, but i cant find anywhere that has the whole movie, or atleast clips that would work. If you know a link, or a software that allows you to put your dvd in your computer and save it there, that will not get deleted on youtube, that would be awesome! thank you!!

Why did McCain appear on SNL and what is the reverse and double maverick? http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-sen-mccain/805401/ http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mccain-qvc-open/805381/ Does anyone but me find this funny and sad. I dont see why their campaign is jealous that Obama had the money to buy 30 minutes on prime time TV. Mc Cain/Palin have been on SNL for the past 2 months for free. Its funny and sad at the same time because its humiliating. Its so true. They are making jokes of themselves. But SNL would have dont it anyway so I guess McCain wanted to be part of the joke. They are jokes just like SNL makes them appear to be. Obama/Biden 2008

i need help w/ some funny skits? :(? its for a class the whole video is 15 min but i decided to do small clips of the whole thing like robot chicken :) it dosent need to have a story he just needed 15 min of edited video and i wanna make it funny so if u have any ideas fell free to post then or even links if u know some sites thank you!!

Is there a Free way to get parts from videos and make it into a amv or clip? When i say 'clip' i mean thoughs little flash things ex. http://christhesnake.deviantart.com/art/Bleach-avatar-funny-94007399 lol

Which phone should i get the Eternity or the Vu? both look like a real good cell phones but idk from which to decide here are the eternity's features Features Camera Camera Resolution 3 megapixels Zoom 3x Live video capture and playback 1 Hour Music Music player Supported music formats MP3, AAC, Real , WAV, WMA AT&T Mobile Music Messaging Text Messaging Insert pictures, video clips and sound clips easily Instant Messaging (IM) AOL, Windows Live, Yahoo Messenger Video Share - share live streaming video with friends & family Email Mobile Email AOL, Yahoo, Windows Live Video & Web Web browser MEdia(TM) Net for wireless internet access CV - news, sports, weather, entertainment and more Mobile TV MEdia(TM) Mall Ringtones Answer Tones(TM) - have your friends hear your favorite song or funny phrase when they call you Cool Tools Games, puzzle, sports, action, card, racing and more Graphics Choose from your favorite music artists, celebrities, sports heroes, and more Productivity Calendar, Alarm clock, Call Waiting, Caller ID, Personal Organizer Address book Conference calling Call Forwarding Extras 3G high-speed data and voice World phone Quad-band Bluetooth® wireless connectivity USB connectivity - transfer data through a USB cable Hands-free speakerphone Specifications Battery Capacity 1300 mAh Talk time Up to 5 hours Standby time Up to 10 days Dimensions Weight 3.88 ounces Size (inches) 4.3 x 2.2 x 0.5 inches Memory Expandable memory storage 8 GB Memory format microSD(TM) Wireless Technology GSM/GPRS 850/900/1800/900 MHz 3G 850/1900 MHz EDGE high speed data network Bluetooth technology Stereo Display Display size 3.2 inches Resolution (pixels) 240 x 400 pixels Colors 262K Keyboard Touchscreen Predictive text for fast typing T9 here's the Vu's features Features Camera Camera Resolution 2 megapixels Zoom 2X Live video capture and playback Music Music player Supported music formats MP3, WMA, AAC, AAC+, EAAC+ AT&T Mobile Music Subscription music services Streaming Radio Customizable equalizer MusicID - Identify songs you're listening to Create music playlists Visualizer Messaging Text Messaging Insert pictures, video clips and sound clips easily Instant Messaging (IM) AIM®, Yahoo!®, and Windows Live® Video Share - share live streaming video with friends & family Email Mobile Email AOL, Yahoo, Windows Live, AT&T Yahoo, BellSouth Video & Web Web browser full HTML MEdia(TM) Net for wireless internet access CV - news, sports, weather, entertainment and more Mobile TV MEdia(TM) Mall Ringtones Answer Tones(TM) - have your friends hear your favorite song or funny phrase when they call you Cool Tools Mobile Banking, The Weather Channel, eBay Games, puzzle, sports, action, card, racing and more Graphics Choose from your favorite music artists, celebrities, sports heroes, and more Themes Productivity Calendar, Alarm clock, Call Waiting, Caller ID, Personal Organizer Address Book 500 entries Call Forwarding Multitasking Use voice and data simultaneously Extras 3G high-speed data and voice World phone Quad-band Bluetooth® wireless connectivity USB connectivity Hands-free speakerphone Voice dialing and voice commands Specifications Battery Capacity 1000 mAH Talk time Up to 3 hours Standby time Up to 10.5 days Dimensions Weight 3.16 Ounces Size (inches) 4.25 x 2.16 x 0.51 inches Memory Internal memory storage 120 MB Memory format microSD(TM) Wireless Technology GSM/GPRS 850/900/1800/900 MHz 3G UMTS/HSDPA 850/1900 MHz EDGE high speed data network Bluetooth technology 1.2 FOTA capable - upgrade Firmware Over the Air Display Display size 3 inches Resolution (pixels) 240 x 400 pixels Colors 262K Keyboard Touchscreen Predictive text for fast typing

Know a Good theme song??♥? ok I have a youtube...and I've made a lot of videos...and I decided that i want to start something diff. I made small clips of: me, some of my videos that i've already made, and pics. I'll put them together..and put it at the beginning..like the beginning of a TV show?! So does anybody have a good theme song? It won't play that long...it will be cut off...but tell me a good length song. I make videos of: Jon&kate plus 8, anorexia awareness, cancer, child tradigies(srry lol I can't spell that), and funny videos of me. So if u have any ideas plz give them for me! I also get all of my musice at 4shared.com...so it has to be something on there..cuz its limited..unless u know another free site that, that song is at...or just upload on savefile for me!! so yea..song...I NEED one!! lol...and here's my youtube channel...so u can see some of my videos if u need more help!: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOneTheOnlyElly tnx again! umm..yea tnx..that really helped me. man u got a really annoying attitude.

looking for dj's please help like cammy rankin boonie? does anyone know about any more unsigned dj's like cammy or simialr sort of music 1980s 2006 accident action ad ads amazing amv animals animation anime art baby band basketball beach bike black bloopers burnout bush car cars cartoon cat cbs evening news cbs news video celebrity classic rock clip comedy commercial computers cool crash crazy cute dance dancing dating documentary dog dogs drag drama dvd electronics entertainment episode estate expo tv expotv family fast fight film football free fun funny game goals guitar health home homes humor iraq justin timberlake kcbs kcnc kdka kids koreus kovr kpix ktvt kutv kyw live love magic movie movies mtv music music video music.yahoo.com mustang naruto new news other parody party police politics pop prank race racing rap real religion rock romance russian sale school short show singing soccer song speed spoof sports street stupid teen television the early show time tour trailer travel trick tricks turbo tv u.s us video video games videos

programmes like mcafee site advisor etc? show sites as red or yellow if they are of "dubious" nature ie:adult x sites and some video clip sites similar to youtube warning of spyware adware etc. Well i regularly visit video clip sites other than "nice and proper"youtube and i have never had a problem with spyware malware yet .And i have and use most of the best free anti malware anti rootkit programmes that there is. Are these" prevention better than cure" programmes like site advisor a form of self imposed censorship by turning the over cautious user away from visiting Sites that are not seen as being appropriate.Funny how mainstream youtube heavily regulated with the usual 1001 rules of use put in place is always as clean as a whistle and almost reccomended you should visit,afterall lots of people all active in one place is so much easier to monitor and censor

how are my youtube videos? I was just wondering what everyone thought of my youtube videos and if anyone had any suggestions on how to make them better. ok my username is bcarl10101 and I have a very unique set of videos. I have some funny short movies and clips and then I have some computer tech guide videos. I wanted to make both kinds of videos and didn't want to make two different accounts. SO please dont flame me or do anything gay like that so heres the link to my channel. if you like the vids, feel free to rate and comment or even subscribe if you really like them. so here it is: http://www.youtube.com/user/bcarl10101 thanks guys (and girls) ok so thanks guys. so the funny videos are good, thats really good to know. now i will definately make more. and, i just made an account called pmbcproductions for me and the kid in the skateboard vid to share because we always make vids together and I thought that this could be for our funny videos. But, i already have 167 subscribers and I don't really want to lose them, lol. soo, im in a dilema. but thanks a lot for the feedback :)

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Most Outrageous Moments Clip? I've been to the NBC website and I cannot find this video. I want to share it with some ppl because it is absolutely hilarious. Has anyone been able to find the clip with the guy walking down a street (seems like it's a European setting) and then out of the blue from around the corners of both buildings on separate sides of the street the huge stampede of people in animal costumes begin to chase him? It is soooo funny. P. S. It's NOT on YOUTUBE either. Ten free points to whoever can lead me in the direction of the video.

Did you grow up in the 80's & remember this? -You know what "Sike" means. -You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." -You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." -You can sing the McDonald's Big Mack,Filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, and French fry song. -You know who Mr. T is. -You know who Fat Albert is. And who was old boy with the pink mask? -You ever wore fluorescent, neon clothing. -You could breakdance, or wish you could. -You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween. -You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power. -Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away. -You thought that Transformers were "more than meets the eye". -You knew that knowing is half the battle. -You wanted to be on Star Search. -You can remember Michael Jackson when he was black. -You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth. -You remember the garbage pail kids, and owned some. -You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." -Rut row raggy. and Zoinks. -You HAD to have your MTV. -You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie. -You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game. -You owned any cassettes. -You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living in space. -You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair. -You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish. -You wore your Izod shirt with the collar up. -You had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard. -Your Legos collection started with the free sets in a Happy Meal. -You remember when Happy Meals came in a box, not a paper bag. -You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. -You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos. -You know what a "Push Up" ice cream is. -You had to come in the house when the street lights came on. -You had to change into play clothes after school. -You owned, or knew somebody with a Commodore 64. -You hated Scrappy Doo. -You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box. -You wished you had a light saber. -Somehow you still know all the words to songs played on VH1's "Big 80s" -Your arm was full of rubber bracelets. -You have ever said, "Gag me with a spoon." -You have ever wondered what happened to Saturday morning cartoons. -You had to get up to change the channel, or had one of those noisey "clicky boxes". -You can still sing 1 to 12 from the Pinball machine song on Sesame Street. -You thought the Thriller video was pretty cool. -You remember the first time you went in to a video store to rent a movie. -Canadians watched...Romper-Room, Mr. Dress-up, and the Friendly Giant - remember the teeny weeny furniture you wished you had?! -You wore those wide, colorfull shoelaces. -Quiet Riot's "Come on feel the noise" was the best song - ever. -You know where "I want my two dollars" came from. -You still cannot go in to the water because of that damn movie Jaws. -El Debarge's "Get a beat to the Rhythm of the night" plagued the radio every hour. -You remember life before minivans and SUVs. -Cars...Gremlins were cool - Pacers were not! If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a "Child of the 80s".

Any info on FREE 3GP downloads for my mobile (cell) phone? Does anyone out there know of any GOOD sites where I can download free 3GP movie clips for my phone? I'm looking for funny videos and animations mostly, but anything at all would be good. I'm looking for the kind of site that lets you download onto your computer, then transfer to your phone. Any ideas? Unless I'm missing something, that "mobile9" site requires you to go to the wap address from your phone which, as I've already said, is NOT what I'm looking for here. But thanks anyway for trying.

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help with a summary? Last Rites for Indian Dead by Suzan Shown Harjo What if museums, universities, and government agencies could put your dead relatives on display or keep them in boxes to be cut up and otherwise studied? What if you believed that the spirits of the dead could not rest until their human remains were placed in a sacred area? The ordinary American would say there ought to be a law—and there is, for ordinary Americans. The problem for American Indians is that there are too many laws of the kind that make us the archeological property of the United States and too few of the kind that protect us from such insults. Some of my own Cheyenne relatives’ skulls are in the Smithsonian Institution today, along with those of at least 4,500 other Indian people who were violated in the 1800s by the U.S. Army for an “Indian Crania Study.” It wasn’t enough that these unarmed Cheyenne people were mowed down by the cavalry at the infamous Sand Creek massacre; many were decapitated and their heads shipped to Washington as freight. (The Army Medical Museum’s collection is now in the Smithsonian.) Some had been exhumed° only hours after being buried. Imagine their grieving families’ reaction on finding their loved ones disinterred° and headless. Some targets of the Army’s study were killed in noncombat situations and beheaded immediately. The officer’s account of the decapitation of the Apache chief Mangas Coloradas in 1863 shows the pseudoscientific nature of the exercise. “I weighed the brain and measured the skull,” the good doctor wrote, “and found that while the skull was smaller, the brain was larger than that of Daniel Webster.” These journal accounts exist in excruciating detail, yet missing are any records of overall comparisons, conclusions, or final reports of the Army study. Since it is unlike the Army not to leave a paper trail, one must wonder about the motive for its collection. The total Indian body count in the Smithsonian collection is more than 19,000, and it is not the largest in the country. It is not inconceivable that the 1.5 million of us living today are outnumbered by our dead stored in museums, educational institutions, federal agencies, state historical societies, and private collections. The Indian people are further dehumanized by being exhibited alongside the mastodons and dinosaurs and other extinct creatures. Where we have buried our dead in peace, more often than not the sites have been desecrated. For more than two hundred years, relic-hunting has been a popular pursuit. Lately, the market in Indian artifacts has brought this abhorrent activity to a fever pitch in some areas. And when scavengers come upon Indian burial sites, everything found becomes fair game, including sacred burial offerings, teeth, and skeletal remains.One unusually well-publicized example of Indian grave desecration occurred two years ago in a western Kentucky field known as Slack Farm, the site of an Indian village five centuries ago. Ten men—one with a business card stating “Have Shovel, Will Travel”—paid the landowner $10,000 to lease digging rights between planting seasons. They dug extensively on the forty-acre farm, rummaging through an estimated 650 graves, collecting burial goods, tools, and ceremonial items. Skeletons were strewn about like litter. What motivates people to do something like this? Financial gain is the first answer. Indian relic-collecting has become a multimillion-dollar industry. The price tag on a bead necklace can easily top $1,000; rare pieces fetch tens of thousands. And it is not just collectors of the macabre° who pay for skeletal remains. Scientists say that these deceased Indians are needed for research that someday could benefit the health and welfare of living Indians. But just how many dead Indians must they examine? Nineteen thousand? There is doubt as to whether permanent curation of our dead really benefits Indians. Dr. Emery A. Johnson, former assistant Surgeon General, recently observed, “I am not aware of any current medical diagnostic or treatment procedure that has been derived from research on such skeletal remains. Nor am I aware of any during the thirty-four years that I have been involved in American Indian . . . health care.” Indian remains are still being collected for racial biological studies. While the intentions may be honorable, the ethics of using human remains this way without the full consent of relatives must be questioned. Some relief for Indian people has come on the state level. Almost half of the states, including California, have passed laws protecting Indian burial sites and restricting the sale of Indian bones, burial offerings, and other sacred items. Rep. Charles E. Bennett (D-Fla.) and Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) have introduced bills that are a good start in invoking the federal government’s protection. However, no legislation has attacked the problem headon by imposing stiff penalties at the marketplace, or by changing laws that make dead Indians the nation’s property. Some universities—notably Stanford, Nebraska, Minnesota, and Seattle—have returned, or agreed to return, Indian human remains; it is fitting that institutions of higher education should lead the way.Congress is now deciding what to do with the government’s extensive collection of Indian human remains and associated funerary objects. The secretary of the Smithsonian, Robert McC. Adams, has been valiantly° attempting to apply modern ethics to yesterday’s excesses. This week, he announced that the Smithsonian would conduct an inventory and return all Indian skeletal remains that could be identified with specific tribes or living kin. But there remains a reluctance generally among collectors of Indian remains to take action of a scope that would have a quantitative impact and a healing quality. If they will not act on their own—and it is highly unlikely that they will—then Congress must act. The country must recognize that the bodies of dead American Indian people are not artifacts to be bought and sold as collector’s items. It is not appropriate to store tens of thousands of our ancestors for possible future research. They are our family. They deserve to be returned to their sacred burial grounds and given a chance to rest. The plunder of our people’s graves has gone on too long. Let us rebury our dead and remove this shameful past from America’s future. 0 comments: Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) __________________________________________ Recently Dugg Stories The Covers Project The Covers Project began as a simple idea to help listeners discover new music by showcasing covers of famous songs. Users can search for their favorite artists and listen to different renditions of their songs online. 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